WHY CHOOSE US

Whether you’re a seasoned consumer who already knows your terpene profiles by heart, or someone who’s just starting to explore cannabis for the first time, you’re in the right place. We don’t do complicated. We don’t do pretentious. We do good cannabis, presented honestly.

Why Smokey Menu Is Different From Your Typical Dispensary

Most online cannabis shops give you a wall of products, some blurry strain photos, and a checkout button. We’ve done something a little different.

Every product on our menu comes with strain-level detail THC and CBD percentages, terpene

breakdowns, effect descriptions, and honest customer reviews. You get to make an informed decision before you click “add to cart,” not after you’ve already opened the bag.

We’ve built Smokey Menu around three things that actually matter to cannabis consumers:

Transparency. You see exactly what you’re getting potency, genetics, grower background,batch test results where available. No surprises.

Variety. From beginner-friendly low-THC cannabis products to premium live rosin and high potency concentrates, the menu covers the full spectrum. Think of it as your cannabis cheat sheet.

Simplicity. Ordering online shouldn’t require a PhD. Our menu is clean, filterable, and built for mobile. Browse by effect, by product type, by price, or by strain, whatever makes sense to you.

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Cannabis Flower

Donny Burger Strain

Price range: $38.99 through $355.95
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Crunch Berries Strain

Price range: $38.99 through $355.94
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Candy Gas Strain

Price range: $38.99 through $355.15
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Blue Runtz Strain

Price range: $38.99 through $355.76
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Hash Burger Strain

Price range: $38.99 through $311.92
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Grease Monkey Strain

Price range: $38.99 through $255.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Slurricane Strain

Price range: $38.99 through $255.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Grape Ape Strain

Price range: $34.99 through $134.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Fruity Pebbles Strain

Price range: $29.99 through $154.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Oreoz Strain

Price range: $24.99 through $219.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Blueberry Muffin Strain

Price range: $38.99 through $255.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Blue Nerds Strain

Price range: $38.99 through $255.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Price range: $20.69 through $116.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Price range: $20.69 through $129.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Headband CBD Hemp Flower

Price range: $20.69 through $129.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Price range: $22.99 through $129.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Cannabis Flower

Mimosa Kush Mints Strain

Price range: $64.99 through $124.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Original price was: $52.99.Current price is: $49.99.
Original price was: $40.99.Current price is: $24.99.
Original price was: $30.99.Current price is: $23.99.
Price range: $140.00 through $1,480.00
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Original price was: $65.99.Current price is: $33.99.
Price range: $20.69 through $129.99
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

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WHY CHOOSE Us

 

Thanks Smokey  for the Weed ! fast delivery which was unexpected for the criticism i have heard online but screw them, they don’t know anything!

Randoth / Smokey Menu

 

The perfect weed company. You get what you order fast, the prices are great and the seeds are top quality. ‘Smokey Menu’ are probably the best in the business

Mike / Smokey Menu

 

Products are extremely simple to order, and arrived very quickly. I ordered one day, then the product arrived 2 business days later. The quality of thier indica strains are top notch.
Richeal / Smokey Menu